Wednesday, September 9, 2015

2015: Day 252


Lesson for today: Don't ignore your cat. What you think is grumbly meowing might actually mean she has locked herself in the bathroom. She will then proceed to console herself by destroying sheets of toilet paper to count the minutes that go by. Later, when you have to pee, you will disturb the bathtub nap that she has resigned herself to after giving up all hope of rescue. She will express her trauma through nuzzles and slow blinks as her eyes adjust to light.  

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